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A farmer lived in ancient Rome. He was working in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about one foot wide and 18 inches high. He thought this would be a novelty that many would want to see, so he took it home, washed it off, and set up a display in a case. He advertised the giant strawberry far and wide, and people came from all over to see the exhibit. He charged admission and made a pile of money.

However, he failed to report his earnings to the tax authorities, so they came to his farm to confiscate the exhibit. When they arrived at his door, he said, “I suppose you have come all this way to admire my exhibit as well?”

"No," they said. "We’ve come to seize your berry, not to praise it."

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? 

The Holocaust.

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Everyone knows the excuse kids use when they did not do their homework: the dog ate it. Now here is a real issue: Over the Christmas holidays last year, my son’s teacher assigned him to raise 2 pirhanas. We also got a new puppy for Christmas, and the puppy got curious and went to investigate. At the end of the holidays, my son had to return to classes and tell the teacher that his HOMEWORK ATE THE DOG.